The Chinese Communist party has gone back to the future by banning members from joining golf clubs! Mao Tse Tung, communist legend and evil dictator once lost his balls and slightly less evil dictator, Adolf H, only had one, but this has nothing to do with being members of golf clubs!
Many of the golf-playing 88 million members of the Chinese Communist Party have accepted the decision and decided to register at Hong Kong golf clubs instead where the rather hypocritical Chinese communist party white-wash their well earned capitalist billions through international banks. Hong Kong golf clubs welcome Chinese communists because they bring bucket loads of capitalist bucks with them!
The Chinese leader is now in London visiting the Queen and declined the offer to have a quick round around a royal golf club supported by the royal family and suggested a pot of polo would be more suitable or a quick bet on one of the Queen's favourite racehorses!
Communist leaders are renowned for their love of capitalist tit-bits, the more expensive the better, as long as their subordinates do not hear about it! And if dissidents dare divulge the truth about their beloved leaders, Siberia offers a grand holiday in the ice and snow behind bars! A wonderful resort used by Stalin and Mao for those who refused to "lose their balls!"
