WWE Star Reaches Rock Bottom With Little Kev

Funny story written by Duff

Thursday, 30 November 2006

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Rock Bottom - Looks something like this

All little nine year old Kevin Plodd wanted to do was meet his hero WWE wrestling legend 'The Rock'. So imagine his excitement when he heard that the great man was going to appear at Wembley Arena in that there London.

His mum, ex-lap dancer Ava, went without vodka and ciggies for a whole day to save the money to enable them to travel from their home in the remote Hebrides to the bright lights of the Capital.

On the big day they made the 12 hour trip from home and got into position by the stage door autograph book at the ready. Ava told us:

"This stretch-limo drew up and the Rock got out with a couple of minders. Little Kev was beside himself with excitement; he called out to the Rock and thrust his autograph book in front of the star".

Ava then broke down in tears as she told us:

"The rock went mental. He told Kev not to 'invade his space man' before picking him up, smashing him to the ground and then performing his legendary 'Rock Bottom' move.

Kev was made up and the last thing he said to me before he was taken away in the ambulance was I can't believe he's just the same in real life mum!"

The Rock was unavailable for comment today but a spokesman for the star said:

"The Rock says...no comment!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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