A UN interpreter has caused diplomatic embarrassment over a linguistic mistake.
While translating the words of Russian Premier Ladimirv Puten, an Interpreter mistakenly quoted an intention to 'Stick to my Resolution' on Puten's part to : 'Stem the Revolution'.
Delegates reacted fearfully, particularly when the Russian Premier seemed to be drunk, as he shouted 'Ukrainye Kreznyot Smirt!' which is a standard diatribe by all Post - Cold War Russian Leaders, meaning 'Switch off the Gas Supply to Ukraine, quick, show 'em who's boss!'
However, it appears that Mr Puten , was, in fact , merely confirming his intention to eliminate his bodily gas emissions , by eating more Ukrainian Moss.