Written by metadragon

Monday, 13 November 2006

Bruce lee, the name itself spells kung-fu, martial arts. However upon investigation we have found out that Bruce lee was not what people believed. Bruce lee use to be "Twiggy" and she had an operation and became Bruce. For those of you who do not remember twiggy, she was an extremely thin model and part time actress in the 1960's.

In 1969 at a young age she decided to become a martial artist and begin a new era of martial arts movies, however, she would not be believable, so she had a sex change operation and became a young man and called herself Bruce.

Since at that time she was modelling for Levi?s tight fit jeans, she took the name Levi, so originally she was Bruce Levi, but the movie industry did not like the name Levi, it was not oriental enough, so that changed her name to Lee. Now enter Bruce Lee.

The new Bruce went to china to learn a few tricks, and made a couple movies, she became so popular that the US wanted to do a movie using little miss twiggy aka Bruce for their new movie called "Enter the womb" but critics thought the movie name was to risqué, since the public would think it was an x rated show.

They needed to get an "r" rating, well when twiggy had the sex change operation she wanted a larger than life private part, one that was long and dragged. Once the producers saw Twiggy's aka Bruce's large part, they immediately changed the name of the movie and called it "Enter the dragon?.

Well we all know that the movie was successful and the new career of twiggy had begun, later Twiggy (aka Bruce) had an affair with Chuck Norris and decided to make chuck an actor in his next movie. Well Twiggy died of a brain tumor and his new friend chuck took over the movie world of martial arts.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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