Written by Al N.

Monday, 10 March 2014

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According to the "church," these hats will give the wearer x-ray vision.

Clearwater, FL Insisting they are not going out of business, Scamatology's diminutive leader Davey Makemerich announced that they would have a garage sale on the lawn of the Super Power building.

With rumors that all is not well in the Scamatology world, with half the executives in the Hole and members "blowing" (the cult's word for leaving) all the time, it is rumored that the once billion dollar cult is hurting for money.

The Church of Scamatology recently opened their "Super Power" building, designed to give the true believers fantastic powers. Unfortunately, the building is empty most of the time. This is similar to the many "Ideal Morgues" the cult has been promoting in major cities. Again, this amounts to mostly empty buildings sucking up maintenance and utilities and not returning anything to the money-loving cult.

So if you are looking for deals on e-meters and tinfoil hats, be sure to be in Clearwater this weekend!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Florida, cult

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