Written by queen mudder

Monday, 20 January 2014

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'Dead Soon' is Liverpudlian speak for 'anytime before the pubs shut tomorrow'

Windsor, Berks - British cops have stepped up an online trawl for someone described as a royal mug punter who has made a million dollar wager about the daft old bird dropping dead 'pretty damn soon' .

Deploying the services of a forensic psychologists the Met Police's legendary Anti-Terror Squab - uh, squad! - has issued an aritst's impression of the likely suspect, described as a large-eared direct descendant of top Brit paedo Sir Jimmy Savile.

His wager is being described as part of a triple-whammy trifecta that bets on Prince Charles becoming king and his live-in fag hag Camilla Fucker-Proles being crowned Queen Consort at a Westmonster Abbey.

"At odds of 25-1 it looks almost harmless," a spokesperson for online spread betting website Aintgottaptayer.con said, "until you see the name on the credit card slip."

The bookies which took the January 20 wager have now suspended all betting amid a police tip-off that 'insider knowledge' may have been used in making the punt.

Last year there were persistent Interpol rumors that Prince Charles and an unnamed Establishment sidekick had lost a packet on Russ Deleon's online casino site.

Gibraltar-based Deleon was recently revealed as the $25million litigation backer in NYC shyster lawyer Steven Donziger's outrageous Ecuadorian pollution suit.

"It will all end in years before tea time, I tell you," a London Fraud Squad detective said.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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