After being slammed in a Russian slammer for not causing a riot, Pussy Riot have been let loose because Putin needs the Winter Olympics to be clean, non-corrupt and a sign to the world that Russia is a modern-day democracy run by a dictator.
The amnesty given to Pussy Riot also included Green Peace members locked up for pissing on Putin's oil pipes whilst they destroy the natural beauty of Siberia. Oligarchs pulling Putins pipes also desire a respectful Winter Olympics because how else will they launder their filthy oil billions.
As for the Pussy Riot members, they have been continually slapped on their thighs and buttocks by ginormous, hairy, fellow female prisoners and ex Olympic gold medal winner shotputters with beards acting as prison guards, and warned; if they ever come back inside for being so cheeky to God, alias Putin, there will be a real 'pussy riot' and theirs will be the victims!
