Al-Qaeda to Hold Membership Drive for Suicide Bombers

Written by Al N.

Wednesday, 11 December 2013

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Peshawar, Pakistan The terrorist organization al-Qaeda announced today that they are looking for new members to join the exciting world of suicide bombing.

"Every year we have to recruit more people. We are getting down to our last few recruits from last year and will need more for the upcoming terror season. We offer free training, and we provide all equipment, including dynamite. We are even thinking of opening up the position to women and we very much wish to be considered an equal opportunity employer. Please respond with your resume, cover letter, and three references of people recommending you as a suicide bomber."

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