Track From Bowie's New Album Revealed

Funny story written by Bernard Morris

Thursday, 17 January 2013

Following the success of David Bowie's new single, the iconic singer is to bring out an album of duets. The album includes a number of stunning tracks including a duet with Crystal Gayle on a number entitled Don't It Make My Brown Eye Blue And My Blue Eye Brown.

Also on the album is a remarkable duet with St Winifred's School Choir. Is There Life On Grandma is set to become an instant classic. The rock god has also teamed up with Kelly Clarkson to record My Life Would Suck Without The Laughing Gnome. David has saved the best track till last, a beautiful song with Yazz entitled The only Way Is Up The Jean Genie.

The Thin White Duke is said to be very excited about the album.

"If it sells well I'll bring out an album of covers with dead rock stars. I've already recorded a track with an Elvis hologram. It's called Boys Keep Swinging In The Ghetto."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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