World Boxing Heavy Weight Sensation

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Monday, 12 November 2012

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The Gloves are Off

The World Heavyweight Boxing Title Fight between Rupert 'the Rat' Murdoch and The Big Bad Corpse (named after the number of opponents laid out over the years) has taken a dramatic turn.

The Big Bad Corpse (BBC) walked into a stiff upper class cut which he had not seen coming. 'I didn't look' said Corpse to a stupefied audience.

In earlier rounds Murdoch had been sent to the canvas after getting a punch some said was below the belt. But ref 'The Lord' Lewdson ruled the punch was fair.

The Corpse has been seen by his seconds to examine his eyesight which has been faulty. In a visit to the notorious night club Nude Night - famed for its amazing revelations - the Corpse picked up a virus causing a complete lack of judgement which is why he missed the upper class jab to his chin which layed him out for a count of 9. He struggled to his feet just in time to stave off the knockout, but has legs like rubber.

One more blow like that and the Corpse will be ready for the grave in the view of many commentators.

Meanwhile Rupert 'the Rat' is preparing for another onslaught to coincide with ref Lewdson's verdict on whether 'the Rat' listened into the The Corpse's instructions before the fight began.

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