Credit card frauds hack into Spoofers credit card; Bastards!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Thursday, 12 April 2012

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None of this left in Jaggedone's account: Bastards!

Beware all credit card holders, they can hack in without you even knowing!

Well known average Spoofer, Jaggedone, me, has just had his credit card hacked to the tune of 3500,00 Euro's (Thank the Lord it wasn't more!) and they even cracked the security code!

After discovering the fact (hopefully not too late) I informed the credit card company and they assured me that maybe the insurance will cover the fraud, hopefully. The bastards went shopping over the internet and bought clothes, computer soft-ware, mobile telephones, etc.

So all readers of this non-spoof; BEWARE, they can get into anybody's account even through a safety code and security code, you have been warned!!!!!

The holiday to the Bahama's has been cancelled, the deposit on the new Rolls also and the new diamond-studded Rolex will have to wait too (Now that really is a Spoof!). Maybe my mate Wayne Rooney will help me out, I think I'll give him a little "Twitter"!

WARNING: CHECK YOUR CREDIT CARD STATEMENTS WHO KNOWS WHO'S NEXT!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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