Written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 8 February 2012

image for Airbus A380 has cracks in it's wings, but only small ones, so they're safe!
No cracks in their wings, oh those were the days!

Passengers boarding the Airbus A380 can rest assured that although the wings of the planes have cracks in, they're so small it doesn't matter because the jumbo jet has huge wings and small cracks don't matter!

The EASA (European aviation securtiy authority) has ordered all A380's to be taken out of service a.s.a.p for check-ups when possible. That means all jumbo's, when flying over Tolouse, France, should pop in for a quick inspection of the cracks and hope that they didn't get any larger in the interim, otherwise, OOPS!

A380 Jumbo's that just happen to be on long-haul journeys in America, Australia or the Far East, etc; won't be able to hack it back to France so the people boarding the planes will be given extra life-jackets, oxygen masks, Bibles or the Koran, just in case.

An A380 jumbo pilot, James Wright-Brothers, before taking on a long-haul flight from Heathrow to Sydney was last seen in the chapel at Heathrow on his knees begging to God and a spokesman for the pilots union also informed Jaggedone's "Daily Cockroach Express", that all pilots flying long-haul with the A380's have had their insurance policies cancelled because the risk is too great!

More as we get it and happy holiday in Sydney, Aussie.....

Newsflash: Ryanair, jumping at any cheap and nasty business opportunity, are offering cheap long-haul flights for a fiver; standing room only and guaranteed not on a A380!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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