Mao Tse Tung to take over North Korea as Kim Jung-Il dies (at last) !

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Monday, 19 December 2011

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He was in line for the job but Mao's red book is much wiser than Mein Kampf!

North Koreans are mourning because their beloved leader, Kim Jung-Il (very), has died, (the official version).

North Koreans are dancing for joy because their hated leader has just died, thank God (unofficial version).

A successor to the throne has already been found and it seems that a reincarnated Mao Tse Tung is about to grab North Korea by the balls and become their new leader according to Buddhist philosophy.

The other alternative was Kim Jung's son, Kim Jung-un, who is a fat waster, a playboy and a decadent jet-setter and there will be no room for him. Mao Tse Tung is the perfect replacement because North Korea has been left so far behind that even Mao's red book sounds pretty revolutionary and brother do the North Koreans need one of them!

Mao will soon enter the holy gates of Pyongyang on a donkey (the one that Jesus once rode) and the people of North Korea will marvel at the miracle. Then he will lead them into the modern ages, killing millions on the way and then sell them out to capitalist China who can't wait to get their hands on anything that smells of being a potential money-making machine.

The US have decided to follow Pontius Pilate and wash their hands of the whole affair: More as we get it...

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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