DJ Megatron Found Slain In New York

Funny story written by OIF2Sniper

Monday, 28 March 2011

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Shot in the Heart and who's to blame? Bon Jovi?

New York City- DJ Megatron the hip brother of famous Decepticon, Galvatron, was found shot in the chest and missing his Allspark.

Police were alerted by residents after the sounds of plasma fire erupted at around 0200 near a local market.

Multiple cars were seen leaving the area, with police putting out an APB for a teen in a yellow Camaro. Autobots are assumed to be responsible.

This is just the latest in a series of deaths of Decepticon relatives this year.

The last death reported was of DJ Starscream who, before his death, was found with over 500 pounds of Allspark in the trunk of his uncle, Long Haul at 106 & Park.

Soundwave, a spokesman for The Fallen said in an interview that, "Autobots must be destroyed and Optimus Prime brought to his knees before the violence will end. They must stop blaming Decepticons for the downfall of Cybertron."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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