Harry Potter Film Premier Party Raided by Police

Funny story written by Katarina Frogpond2

Friday, 19 November 2010

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Police Raid Potter Party.

The Harry Potter Premier After Party was raided by Police last week. They arrived with sniffer dogs and breathaliser machines.

They said they were looking for drugs and bombs and underage drinking but they then proceeded to ask for the autographs of Daniel Radcliffe, JK Rowling and Emma Watson.

The police then ate all the party sausage rolls and drank the bar dry. They had a very nice time and eventually had to be removed by other policemen who were called from a different police station.

An investigation is ongoing and it is thought that suspensions may be made because, whilst the party was in full swing, a series of criminal things took place.

These crimes included a jewellery shop being raided across the road and two trees being blown up in Scotland.

The police issued a statement and said they are very sorry for all that crime that took place while they were partying but it was the second last Harry Potter ever and they really thought they deserved to be there.

The investigation hearing will be held on Jan 21st. The enquiry continues.

By Katarina Frogpond.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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