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Spoof Writer Dossiers

London UK: Scotland Yard is reporting that two women forced their way into the editorial offices of The Spoof, tying up the administrator named Mark. The thieves then made off with dossiers of all the spoof writers.

The administrator described the women as wearing UK Prime Minister David Cameron and US President Barack Obama face masks, respectively. This brazen broad daylight robbery appears to demonstrate a horrible example of Anglo-American cooperation. Mark remembered little else about the two females, other than they both had 44DD boobs. The UK detectives surmise the masks were probably unnecessary!

The UK detectives speculated as to what the thieves will do with the pilfered biographical material, which may center on the names of the various spoof writers and their susceptibility to being blackmailed because of dark past events. As the bard William Shakespeare said "what's in a name?"

Some examples of the spoof writer's names are: Philbert of Macadamia, Historical nutcase; Skoob1999, Off-the-rails; Monkey Woods, Dirty Ape; queen mudder, spoof queen; Jesus Budda, Two sheets to the wind; Lady Godiva; Katarina Frogpond2 and Mark, Administrator.

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Topics: The Spoof, Theft




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