NYT/CBS Poll: WSJ/NBC Suck!

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Friday, 17 September 2010

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NYT/CBS: WSJ and NBC Suck!

NEW YORK, NY - The NYT and CBS just released a joint poll which finds that NYT readers think that "The WSJ is a POS rag, good for nothing other than lining the parakeet's cage" and CBS viewers think that "NBC is a washed up, socialist network that hates moms, apple-pies and kittens".

Here's are some of the specific questions and their corresponding numbers:

1) How would you describe the Wall Street Journal?

A) The WSJ is a POS rag, good for nothing other than lining the parakeet's cage - 63%
B) I HATE America - 13%
C) I had sex with my mother - 8%
D) I don't know/I don't care - 16%

1) How would you describe NBC?

A) NBC is a washed up, socialist network that hates moms, apple-pies and kittens - 71%
B) I HATE America - 11%
C) I had sex with my mother - 6%
D) I don't know/I don't care - 12%

So, according to the people, basically everyone despises the WSJ and NBC. Numbers don't lie...

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