Prince Poppycock and Boy George To Record A Duet Titled "Just Because We Wear Lots of Make Up Doesn't Mean We're Sissies"

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 10 September 2010

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George O'Dowd shown dancing at Elton John's 63rd birthday back in March. (Photo courtesy of Russell Brand).

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The colorfully peacockish British singer Boy George flew into L.A.s LAX Airport from Heathrow Airport in London.

He had earlier talked to the lavishly elegant Prince Poppycock about the two recording a duet.

The prince or Pee Pee, as he prefers to be called, says that he has always been a fan of Boy George going back to his Culture Club days when he acted like Elton John in drag.

He said that he knows the words to every song that the "Boy" ever recorded. He pointed out that his favorite is "I'll Tumble 4 Ya" because it tells the hauntingly true story of when George O'Dowd (Boy's real name) was a member of his high school's tumbling team and he had a difficult time getting a date because he was more feminine than most of the girls were.

Boy George said that he has been watching every week's edition of America's Got Talent and he feels that the contest will come down to Prince Poppycock and little Jackie Evancho.

BG remarked that he knows that Jackie will certainly get the Pittsburgh vote, (her hometown) and that Poppycock will get the San Francisco vote (the glitter guys and gals).

O'Dowd said that he would rally like to see the two tie and split the $1 million prize.

When asked what song he and Pee Pee would be singing he said that they have decided on a song that was written by Elton John and Bernie Taupin titled, "Just Because We Wear Lots Of Make Up Doesn't Mean We're Sissies."

SIDENOTE: Both Prince Poppycock and Boy George have said that they will be donating a portion of the profits from the single to the San Francisco organization known as The Gay and Lesbian Trolley Car Operators of San Francisco.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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