Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 28 August 2010

image for Jennifer Aniston Says Critics Say She Is Too Old To Wear Bikini Swimsuits But She Still Has Hot-Lookin' Hooters So She'll Keep On Wearin' 'Em
Jennifer Aniston showing off her red high heels that Brad Pitt gave her last month (yes, last month!).

VENICE BEACH, California - Jennifer Aniston is 41-years-old and she says at times she feels self-conscious about being photographed in skimpy bikini swimsuits.

She reportedly told her hair stylist FuFi Fondue of Beverly Hills that several members of the entertainment media have commented that at 41, maybe she should start wearing a one piece swimsuit and leave the bikini swimsuits to the younger girls like Lindsay Lohan, Kristen Bell, and Abigail Clancy.

Aniston, who does not have a problem getting a guy, but certainly has a major problem keeping one, has said that she is open to all suggestions.

She is reportedly dating singer John Mayer once again. Jennifer said that John called her up and said that he missed seeing her cute little Greek nose as well as several other of her Greek body parts.

Aniston is scheduled to start shooting her next motion picture on location in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. She will co-star with Antonio Banderas, George Clooney, Manu Ginobili, and Amy Winehouse in The Damn Chupacabra Attacks The Beautiful Resort Town of Cabo San Lucas.

SIDENOTE: Jennifer was asked is she is still holding out hope for one day getting back with her ex-husband Brad Pitt, whom was stolen from Jen by that big lipped Angelina "Lotsa Lips" Jolie. She smiled and said that, that possibility is looking better everyday

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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