Written by matthatt

Tuesday, 3 August 2010

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THERE! She blows!

An old, old wooden ship found buried near the World Trade Centre site in New York is on its way to Maryland to be treated and reassembled.

Officials say the old, old wooden ship, reportedly named 'Diversity' was used by al qaeda, along with a second old, old wooden ship, in an attempt to disrupt 18th century New York.

Historians believe the old, old wooden ship was sailed up the Hudson and directly into the shores of lower Manhattan by specially trained navigators who had been trained on Microsoft Ship simulator.

There was a reportedly a third ship but that had been taken over by the passengers and ran aground safely before anyone was hurt.

Some conspiracy theorists say that the 4th old, old wooden ship that had been claimed to have sailed into the Pentagon was faked due to the difficulty of sailing on dry land. The investigation continues.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: al-Qaeda, 9/11, terroism

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