Tom Cruise will go to College for 20 years to learn how to be a doctor

Funny story written by rpm1978

Monday, 19 July 2010

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Tom Cruise, the actor who pretended to be a doctor when he slammed Brooke Shields for taking medication, has decided to become a Doctor.

It is however determined it will take him 20 years of College education to do so, during this time he will be isolated far away with no TV or music at all, just constantly studying medicine so that in 20 years he will finally be a doctor, and finally qualified to determine who can and can't have medicine.

Brooke Shields wished Tom Cruise the best of luck in his medical training, she also said she will not miss him being out of the limelight while he spends the next 20 years studying medicine.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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