Written by rpm1978

Friday, 16 July 2010

On July 15th, 2010 the highly feared unquestioned Dictator of the Imprisoned People's Republic of Cuba, Fidel Castro died from an extremely fatal heart attack.

Doctors say the heart attack was the result of smoking 200 Cuban cigars a day, although it is alleged that his years of promoting Communist propaganda, may also be a factor as well.

Devoted Communist party doctors have said they will not reveal the full details of the cause of his death, for fear of dishonoring his memory.

Fidel Castro for his devotion to atheism will be given an atheist funeral, which will be led by former Chinese President Jiang Zemin.

Jimmy Carter will also be in attendance at the funeral, as well Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi, Oliver Stone, Michael Moore and Harry Reid.

The Cuban exiles of Florida rejoice and look forward to retaking Cuba.

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