Written by anthonyrosania

Tuesday, 6 July 2010

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Lohan: "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!" Allegedly.

One again allegedly-Methedone-eligible Linsday Lohan slept on the bathroom floor until 3PM, only to awaken to the fact that jail is right around the corner for her.

Lindsay's got another Court date Tuesday, to explain away -yet again- why she's violated her parole. And she knows beyond a reasonable doubt that Judge Marsha Revel wants nothing more than to cast her as Inmate #1753915 in the hit blockbuster "Forgetting Linsday Lohan"

Lohan's position? There should be no problem, because she's now up to date on all her alcohol ed classes.Hell, who knows more about alcohol than La Lindsay?

Fortunately, even if Lindsay takes a one way trip to Criminal College, she'll be OK. Linsday is already used to turning to the fairer sex for love and comfort. (See companion piece, "Israeli Soldier Accept Toughest Mission: Dating Lindsay Lohan.") For Linsday, this could turn out to be a really swell slumber party with girls she would cross the street to avoid.

(Special note from the Writer: Linsday, you'll never read this, but I'll write it anyway: Sobriety is not just a nice place to visit; try living there. It's worth it.)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Lindsay Lohan

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