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Tuesday, 1 June 2010

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Now There Are Three!

At this rate the amount of oil in the Gulf of Mexico will be larger than the amount of sea water.

After trying for six weeks and in the middle of trying yet another way of stopping the leak, the BP Oil specialists were digging two relief wells that were supposed to stop the first leak. While those are being done (It will take until August or September) they are trying other quicker ways to stop it.

So what happens during the night? They strike oil once again with the relief well drilling.

Several reporters say they overheard several BP bosses sobbing behind the closed door after hearing the latest. The sobbing then turned to wailing and beating upon their breasts but as soon as the reporters were invited in, they were all smiles.

"We would like to announce that the two relief wells are..uh, working! Yes, they are working away. Give us a little more time to change our names and get some cosmetic sur...I'm sorry, to check everything out. Everything is full steam ahead! Thar she blows!! hee hee SOB! SNUB hee!"

Our reporter lagged behind the rest and overheard what sounded like "Anyone know Gaddaffi? How about Venezuela and Chavez? He might get a kick.......pardon?"

"I'm leaving!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Oil, Oil Spill, bp

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