Los Angeles - (Clueless): The Harrabs Phoney Pharaoh has fired off a warming email to the LA district coroner following news of the actress/singer's tragic death this weekend.
Fayed, 69, has been convinced of a multiple celeb pregnancy cover-ups ever since Princess Diana's own gestation was 'embalmed' by the French in 1997.
"Heath Ledger? Michael Jackson? Anna Nicole Smith? Jade Goody? WTF you talkin about?" Fayed ranted today.
"Sure, all pickled on government orders. You gotta problem with that?"
Murphy was 32 when she collapsed in the shower leaving a trail of vomit on the bathroom floor.
"See? Classic morning sickness stuff. Just like my own lovely Dodi..."
An LA Pathology Department spokesman said today: "Secret pregnancy? You kidding, right? What is this crap anyway?"
Quite.
