Poland's President commits a "Kamikaze" attack on Russia and misses target!

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Sunday, 11 April 2010

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Polish President misses his "Kamikaze" target by 5000 KM and misses the point!

In a tragic incident the President of Poland and his entourage perished in what now seems an attempted attack on Russia.

The Polish President, sick of Russia sending their main natural resources, cheap labour and scrap car dealers to West Europe and screwing their Polish counterparts, decided to sacrifice himself (a lá Bin Laden's merry men) in a KAMIKAZE attack on Russia.

The problem was, FOG, instead of hitting Tschernobyl, their original target in the Ukraine (not quite Russia but an Iconic building in glorious Sowjet history!), they got caught up in FOG, the pilot thought the local Mosque in Smolensk was the nuclear ruin and made a "Belly Flop" on top of the Minaret! (Poland has aleady apologised to Allah!)

A tragedy because the Polish President failed to make any impact, the world thinks it was an accident and Russia will still continue to "SCREW" Poland (historical fact actually) by sending their scrap dealers and field workers to London, Berlin, Amsterdam, Paris, etc.

As for Polish cheap labour and their scrap car dealers they will continue to be the "Untermenschen" (an historical fact actually!)

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