News coming out of Hollywood: Reuters are reporting that Richard Carpenter, of 'The Carpenters' fame is considering 'going on the road' one last time. The record producer, arranger, pianist and keyboardist, and occasional lyricist, is considering...
Washington DC - Lobbyists around the capital are pushing the Congress to enact new legislation to curb what they see is an attitude of blatant entitlement. According to our source, Representative Crass Raftgay, banks want to put an end to entitl...
The King of Rock'n'Roll, Elvis Aaron Presley, it set to make a shock comeback to the music scene thirty five years after his death. "We've just developed the technology to reconstitute a whole human being from just a puddle of preserved vomit," sa...
Popular eighties tree piece band fronted by Marty Pellow are set to hit the come back trail and reform. "We've been working on a new album," said Marty Pellow, who's real name is Martin Pellow. "It's got some good stuff on it." The band are to...
David Cameron has been rebuked for trying to trap voters using acetic acid and water, it has been confirmed. The alluring brown 'PFI Sauce' bottle pictures the Conservative leader promising to transform the NHS. But it has been discovered that the vi...
You know I get asked all the time - "David how can we stop these murderers from killing our babies before they're bored" - and I say I don't know but I believe in protection of everyone from 'womb to tomb' if you know what I mean. So I guess the only way to change the mind of these high and mighty, liberal thinkers is to give them the facts and how it would affect their oh so perfect lives. Bei...
Washington DC: The passage of federal health care reform legislation has made left wing activist groups realize that any increased costs incurred by the taxpayers for health care will decrease their own revenue intake. A survey indicated that vari...
96 years after pop band Spandau Ballet first appeared on the world's stage, today they announced they were reforming. 'We're reforming', said singer Hermann Hessly, 'even though we may be a tad old for pop stars.' And guitarist Gary Kampf added: '...
In recent months the government as been trying to outlaw home schooling. In California they have succeeded. However, with high suspension rates throughout the nation, it appears they may have acted too soon. Due to the pompous school officia...
This month's list comes from London's broadsheet newspaper, The Daily Reform.
For release June 28, 2007 RealBusiness News...
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