Dead Man Walking Shows True Colors In Benefit Q&A Row

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Saturday, 13 March 2010

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Sean Penn's Pen Yesterday.

Actor/Director Sean Penn showed his true colors last night when he had a reporter forcibly removed from a charity benefit dinner for asking an awkward question.

The benefit, in aid of Haitian earthquake relief descended into chaos when Mary Grumblegroin, a reporter for the little known provincial newspaper, the Krotchscratcha Decoder posed the awkward question at a Q&A session after the meal.

"Is it true Mister Penn that your middle name has a direct reflection on your sexual capability?"

At this, Penn was stunned into silence.

Event organiser Bitchliss Knutcruscha took exception to the question because it had no relevance to the Haiti situation and demanded that Grumblegroin be removed from the room by security.

"Is it true Mister Penn that your cock is only one inch long?" Grumblegroin shouted as she was hustled away by burly shaven-headed men wearing earpieces. "And does your middle name - Justin - reflect that reality?"

The Penn camp later dismissed the questions as 'malicious and ill conceived.'

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