Jonas Brothers want Foxxy the Ultimate Lady

Written by howy

Monday, 1 February 2010

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Silicon Valley California- Andy Jonas and Berry Jonas have placed a pre-order for Foxxy the ultimate lady companion and are said to be enthusiastic about her delivery.

Andy Jonas said that Foxxy is the prototype of a futuristic mating partner and the most perfect female in the entire world. She responds to human procreation when the need arises and she shows interest in her male partner that is completely biological without being self-conceded.

Andy and Berry plan on donating two million dollars to the organization "Men for Men" who are on an innovative path to create an even better model at a reduced cost for the entire human male population around the world.

At the current moment Foxxy cost $10,000 dollars but "Men for Men" plans on improving the model and reducing the price to a mere $13.00 dollars.

"There's a critical need for this Foxxy product to eliminate crimes against women," said McPheeters, a scientist and computer engineer.

Foxxy is the talk of the country and was hosted on several talk-shows. Jay Leno surprised the audience by commenting that Foxxy will become the model wife of men in the future with the ability to birth male children and female androids.

Jay Leno said, "Luckily, guys, Foxxy will have a perfect figure that won't fade with age."

The pre-android model is powered by internal batteries that last eight hours. She comes with a charger that plugs into the wall. Her chest contains a motor that circulates hot air through tubes that heat up her whole body to make her feel real. Foxxy has sensors all over her body but responds to the sensors in her hands and genital areas. She has orgasms which she communicates to her male partner in various different sentences and she even shakes to some of the orgasms.

At the moment 8,000 married men have pre-ordered the original Foxxy model in anticipation of the 2011 model which will have the ability to move on its own and will have a realistic human autonomy.

The rich organization "Men for Men" plans on developing the 2 million year advanced model in as little as twelve years to replace all human females living on earth. The advanced model will be named Foxxy 6.0

The organization "Men for Men" said it will gather 200 trillion dollars which it plans on using strictly for this Foxxy project. The money will go for research and development and the high salaries of scientist working on the Foxxy project. It's estimated that "Men for Men" will have a work force of over 2 million scientists who will construct this new Foxxy evolution.

The 2 million year advanced model will be developed in stages and millions will be poured into her new technologies that has never seen before. New technologies like synthetic human DNA and cellular bio-factories which will construct a perfect male human with an I.Q. of 900000.

"Men for Men" will conduct research on an Island with over one thousand of the top world scientist from all fields of science.

Politicians endorse Foxxy and they say she will help the legal system by eliminating crimes against real women when 100% of the male population around the world completely detach themselves from human females.

One politician said "Once all the real human females around the world become extinct within one-hundred years, all laws in the law books mentioning women will be erased because those laws will not refer to anything living."

Only advanced human males will be referred to as living beings in the law books because they will be the only ones in existence. Any human male that does not marry a Foxxy will be left out of the evolutionary race and their descendants will become extinct because Foxxy can produce highly advanced male human children and highly advanced female Foxxy clones that come in 6 thousand types of models.

"Every male on this earth will want to mix his genes into the Foxxy.", said Robert Woodward a top University professor of physics.

Woodward said boys born from a Foxxy will have the ability to enter a futuristic micro memory University which means they will be born without the need to attend a real University because the Foxxy android will program the boy's mind with all the necessary data.

A human husband will be able to tell his Foxxy wife what type of female model to create for his son and the Foxxy picks the synthetic DNA model of that particular Foxxy android and then constructs the Foxxy for the husband's advanced human male son. The Foxxy android is birthed in a natural manner by the Foxxy wife.

W.C. Hendricks, a male politician for the state of New York said, "Since a Foxxy android is a synthetic appliance she is not legally classified as a human female and a human man can marry up to 11 Foxxy androids without legal restrictions."

The Foxxy androids don't feel mental or physical pain and they never die because their memories and characters are constantly uploaded into a mega-mainframe computer for rebirthing purposes.

In this new world, feminist will become obsolete because the Foxxy is male oriented since only male DNA has the ability to be accelerated because of its evolutionary construction. The Foxxy is unable to construct human female DNA because it's too primitive and archaic.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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