Joe Jonas Goes Solo! We Told You So!

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Tuesday, 19 January 2010

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We told you a month ago that the Jonas Brothers are breaking up and now Joe Jonas is going solo while one brother gets married and the other is looking the solo route also.

Joe told UP2 Saturday that each brother has decided on his own career and that they may/may not perform as a group again, but probably will.

"If we land on our butts doing the music we want to do individually, we can always get back together, but none of us want to get back together soon."

Joe stated that he has been mostly writing songs but from several photos published recently, he's not exactly alone.

"Yeah, Chelsea and I are seeing each other again. We're pretty close right now."

Chelsea is Joe's old girlfriend, Chelsea Staub, whom he dated for a good while back in 2008.

Before leaving we also found out that Joe is looking into acting roles as well as music. I'm sure his name on a movie would draw several fans so look for an announcement in that direction before any solo albums.

"I feel really free right now and so do my brothers. But I miss the jokes and insults we're usually into. I guess the paparazzi will pick up the insults part soon enough. Look for 'Joe Jonas Does Nude Scene With Siamese Dwarfs'."

UP2 will try to have the scoop on that 'Nude Scene' as soon as we can interview the dwarfs.

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