Washington D.C. and the rest of the Planet - Michelle (First Lady) Obama is constantly seeking new ways to improve her image. Her clothing, her hairdo, her makeup, her teeth, her shoes, her jewelry etc.
Assistant to the "First Lady" constantly assures her boss that all is well and she "needs no improvement".
However, Michelle feels she must keep on top of everything fashionable since she IS the First Lady and people will watch everything she wears and every movement she makes.
She also tells her aide, "I have to watch what I spend, cause the people think I am too extravagant in my ways".
The White House Staff have learned just how "Not Extravagant" Michelle really is.
One aide tells it like it is. "When Mrs Obama first set foot in the White House she began replacing historical artifacts with blue light specials from Wallmart".
Another aide adds, "Yes, and she immediately posted a bulletin in the kitchen for the chefs that informed them there would be no more special dinners for the Presidential Family. Instead the Chefs would send out for Kentucky Fried Chicken Buckets".
A third aide noted, "Leftovers were to be saved for the following evening, to save money.
Cutting corners will certainly allow for extra provisions for wardrobe and accessories for the First Lady, but the President is getting tired of Kentucky Fried Chicken every night.