Written by Gordo Plenty

Sunday, 20 December 2009

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Actual image of the newest microphone and transmitter used by the Department of Homel[CENSORED]

[CENSORED] - Today a report was released showing that more and more Americans are being censored as they write blogs, articles and even emails.

Sen. [CENSORED] today stated that real Americans can understand the need to be watched over and censored when necessary. The Department of [CENSORED] agrees.

'We are not Big Brother. We are much meaner. We track your emails, phone calls and anything that you manage to type into your computer. We now have more than 15 petabytes of storage, tracking your every thought', we were informed by [CENSORED] from the Department of Homel [CENSORED].

The government of the Socialist States of...er...the United States Of America has determined that the American Public is to stupid to take care of itself and has decided to step up measures to protect the population, in spite of itself.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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