Joseph Lieberman Caught in Tranny Sex Scandal

Funny story written by Evan Essence

Sunday, 10 January 2010

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Joseph Lieberman...known by his friends as 'Joey'... is famous on Capitol Hill for the pale, false smile, pasted on his face.

Some have noted, that it is an insipid, and exaggerated smile ... intoning an effort to present a happy countenace, by an individual who is masking the most deep-seated inner contradications. Many say, it is the smirk of white-faced, near-lunacy, by someone who has systematically and repeatedly, compromised his deepest personal integrity.

Joeseph Lieberman is known among political observers for having accepted the Democratic Party's nomination for vice-president in 2000, but after tasting the sweet nectar of political power, used his access to privileged insider knowledge, to turn against those who helped him achieve these heights, and prostituted his every vote, to derail the fundamental agenda of his party, in return for the most lucrative riches provided by corrupt lobbyists.

Now, the public has become aware that Joey's white-faced smile, reveals the fruity, mirth of a chronic cross-dresser.

For Joey Lieberman has been caught with his pants down at Ziegfeld's/Secrets...a tranny bar in Washington, D.C.

And what a lewd and perverted anatomy he has revealed!...shocking even the most die-hard readers of the National Enquirer's Online Edition...where Lieberman's nude photos appeared this week!

Politics, as they say, makes strange bed-fellows, but nothing has seemed more strange, to modern observers, than Joey Lieberman, giving politicians a bad name, with his penchant for constant role changes.

Editors note: Evan Essence received his Masters Degree in Journalism (2003), and his PhD in Political Science (2004) from House-of-Spam Internet Marketing

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