The B Team

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Thursday, 17 December 2009


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"That hot bitch Pelosi makes me dribble"

In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. They promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, they survive in an old folks home in Scranton, Pennsylvania. Being too old to continue mercenarying If you have a problem, if no-one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire their sons who now carry on their work in secret, they are the B-Team.

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Members are :-

1. Bill "Hannibal" Clinton

2. Barack "Baracus" Obama

3. Joe "Murdock" Biden

4. Al "Faceman" Gore

They chose to hide their true identities by pretending to be Democratic party politicians although (as anyone can see) they don't take that shit seriously.

In the proud tradition of their father's they have learned the art of loosing off 10,000 rounds of automatic gunfire and never seriously injuring anyone. They can also rig up an I.E.D out of some string, a pack of chewing gum and an old Coke can.

"Faceman" has carried on the family tradition of being a hit with the ladies and is currently believed to be screwing the shit out of Nancy "The dog" Pelosi.

On hearing this "Baracus" commented "I pity da fool".

Recent Missions

1. Ensuring no details of Tiger woods private life ever get into the press.

2. Not allowing Afghan president Hamid Karzai to rig the crap out of the elections.

3. Making Oprah "Fat bitch" Winfrey stick to a diet.

4. Getting N.Korean leader Kim Jong Il to have a decent (non sonic the hedgehog) haircut.

Although every mission was a devastaing failure the B team are said to be upbeat due to the easy as fuck lifestyles they have gotten through public tax money.

Their newest and upcoming mission is to get the tables at McDonalds more regularly wiped.

If you have a problem, if no-one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can avoid like fuck, The B team.

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