US Used Skin Off Dead Iraqis For Leather Shoes

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Monday, 7 December 2009


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(Defecated News) The US government has admitted that under the instruction of former president George W Bush, bodies of killed Iraqi fighters were used to make shoes.

The process called 'Shoe-Skinning' was started under the order of General Fellatius Schwartzenfucker, head of the US army from 1990 to 2004, and second cousin twice removed of the inbred former president himself.

In a frank autobiography, General Schwartzenfucker described the time he first skinned an Iraqi,

"I found one of them A-rabs lying on the ground almost dead. Popped his skull with a couple of 9mm's, and took out the old Bowie knife. A few days later it was Brogue meets Baghdad!"

The shoes which were praised by Democrats as being 'a perfect way of recycling and reducing CO2 emissions' are available at all major shoe retailers for $499.99. All funds raised go to the Bush Foundation for Recovering Alcoholics.

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