Liberals Screw Themselves Royally

Funny story written by Philbert of Macadamia

Monday, 30 November 2009

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"Tax the Serfs again!"

Land of Oz: Republican laughter was heard throughout the castle in the evening, after the great house Democratic liberals screwed themselves royally by passing a scarlet tinged health bill.

Empress Pelosi thought she was so politically astute at playing palace politics to get the Blue Dog Democrats on board, by tacking Friar Stupack's amendment, restricting abortion funding, onto the health bill. She committed liberal heresy according to some!

The Democratic liberal far left knaves railed on the great hall floor about being Pro-Choice, with abortions to be paid for with public funding provided by the serfs. They were then seduced by the empress to go along with the entire health bill and a sacred cow of Democratic liberals was slaughtered!

Empress Pelosi's liberal elite mutton headed vassals and her court jester have affirmed her "ends justifies the means" approach to politics. The rationale for screwing everyone in her path, both knaves and serfs, is providing the king a flawed political parchment to preserve the throne.

The old senatorial warhorses and their yeoman, being more conservative, will try to keep the friar's amendment intact in their health bill. Sir Filibuster's objections were thwarted which will allow a great debate to occur, but reconciliation or a peace conference is not a public option! A lame protest can be expected from the far left knaves, but they have already shown elsewhere what they are made of.

Not everyone in the kingdom believes that the cure-all for every problem in the realm is imposing more taxes on the serfs to accomplish supposedly good deeds. Come next year at harvest time the serfs are expected to swim the moat, climb the walls and storm the castle, brandishing their ballots, leaving the king and the empress with no clothes.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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