Strictly Come Dancing's Craig Revel Horwood Calls Jo Wood a "Bush Kangaroo"

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Monday, 19 October 2009

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A pair of red high-heeled shoes that were a gift to Jo Wood from Elton John.

LONDON - Strictly Come Dancing's Judge Craig Revel Horwood severely criticized Brendan Cole's celebrity dance partner Jo Wood and it infuriated Cole.

Jo Wood, the 54-year-old estranged wife of Rolling Stones guitarist Ronnie Wood was amazed at Horwood's cruel remark.

The 44-year-old judge from Australia said that Jo Wood's dancing reminded him of a bush kangaroo. He said that she was jumping about like a bush kangaroo that had just sat down on an ant bed and gotten his pocket bitten dozens of times.

Wood's partner became highly incensed at the sarcastic remarks of the sidesaddle riding Horwood. Cole reportedly whispered in Jo's ear not to worry because Horwood is just upset because his partner is thinking about leaving him for a Buckingham Palace guard.

Jo laughed and said that she had heard that rumor as well and that it served the blimey blimer right.

Horwood became angry at their whispering and told them to hurry up and get off the stage before he had the show's security guard remove them for trespassing.

Judge Len Goodman, 89, then stood up and told everyone to stop their childish bickering because it was starting to upset his stomach and he did not want to have to go to the bathroom in the middle of the show.

Bruno Tonioli turned to Len and told him that maybe it was time for him to hang up his judge's shoes and go on out to pasture.

Goodman told Bruno that he would thank him to kiss his pirouette. Bruno blushed and said for Len to stop teasing him.

Judge Alesha Dixon told host Bruce Forsyth that he had to get back control of the show. Forsyth agreed and told Len to stop talking about his stomach issues and he told Bruno to quit getting all excited about the prospect of kissing Len's pirouette.

Meanwhile Ron Wood was asked what he thought about Horwood calling his wife a bush kangaroo. Wood grinned and said that Horwood is just upset because he looks like a condom.

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