Famous film director and even better known deviant, Roman Polanski, has been charged with violating the body of a sow that he purchased, intending to making a film.
The pig, whose age has not been revealed, was harmlessly rolling around in mud in a local sty when Polanski arrived and asked if the pig would want to be in film.
The owner thought about the request for a second and then agreed to Polanski's idea, exchanging 50 dollars for the transaction. However, sometime later, Police found Polanski in a compromising position with the sow and immediately took action.
Nobody was surprised when news broke about Polanski, given his subversive nature and difficulties getting work in tinsel town.
The sow has since been sold to Donald Trump who has managed to manufacture 600 silk purses from its ears.
