Washington - (Dead Kennedys Biz): Sure, it's been widely billed as a 20 hour round trip to Copenhagen's 2016 Olympic Games presentation show, ha ha.
But is the White House really readying the Presidential runabout for a madcap dash to Denmark?
Some think not.
A deep throat in the Democratic Party reckons Obama is preparing a decoy flight - while Airforce One secretly wings it to Zurich to spring Roman Polanski out of jail.
The 76 year-old moviemaker's talent for evading capture may owe much to his exceptional grasp of pervy American social hystery. Especially among Democratic Party grandees.
"Now that the Dems' omerta-keeper Sen Ted Kennedy is RIP Polanski must be hushed!" a Du Pont Circle janitor commented.
"Springing him into hiding is the Dems only option!"
Marilyn Monroe once called the Polish movieman a walkiing disaster.
