"So You Think You Can Dance" Ratings Sizzle Thanks To The Dancing Beaver

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Thursday, 1 October 2009


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This is a photo of So You Think You Can Dance Judge Nigel Lythgoe's toupee.

LOS ANGELES - Apparently the producers of the reality dancing show So You Think You Can Dance know how to get their ratings to shoot through the roof.

One of the contestants, who shall go nameless, so that her phone does not ring off the wall, was so elated at the judges favorable comments that she threw herself on the floor and spread her legs wide open apparently forgetting that she was not wearing any underwear.

The shows extremely tall host, British native, Cat Deely's mouth fell open and all she could manage to say was "Blimey!" which is British for "Hot Damn!"

Judge Nigel Lythgoe, 60, fell out of his chair injuring his toupee which required tending to from the shows hair stylist Mr. Fifi Fufu.

The shows director Neville Mountbatten immediately went to a commercial which ironically enough was an advertisement for KY something or other.

The knickerless dancer was instantly rushed off the stage by a SYTYCD security guard and driven to a nearby Wal-Mart where he bought the little "PT" a pair of Jacklyn Smith Designer Panties for $2.98 plus tax.

Meanwhile back at the television studio, the 32-year-old Deely apologized to the viewers at home and in the studio. She said that because of the unfortunate intimate bodily part display the dancer has not only been disqualified, but arrangements are being made to have her arrested for public indecency.

A spokesperson for the show said that all of the audience members will have the price of their show tickets refunded.

Meanwhile CNN News is reporting that Fox rival network NBC is already planning its own version of So You Think You Can Dance entitled Who Wants To Be A Flasher?

Over in England the BBC has already started filming its version entitled I Say Old Chap Is That A Bloomin' Beaver Or Is Me Eyes Merely Deceiving Me?

And PBS has reported that they are in fast and furious negotiations to obtain the rights to the book The Vagina Monologues which they want to turn into a movie hopefully starring none other than "The Beaver Girl" herself, Britney Spears.

SIDENOTE A: The BBC show is being produced by none other than Simon Cowell who reportedly called up his close friend Piers Morgan and said that the way things are going for him he may end up passing up Bill Gates as the world's richest man by Christmas.

SIDENOTE B: The official website of the old TV sit-com Leave It To Beaver has reportedly gotten more hits in just the past 24 hours than it has in the past 24 years.

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