South Oregon - (Pervy Ass Mess): A Michael Jackson C[o]unty grand jury has indicted James Auchincloss, half brother to Jackie Kennedy Onassis and Caroline Lee Bouvier Canfield Radziwill, on 25 child porn charges.
Auchincloss and Eagle Point resident/co-defendant Dennis Vickoren were busted last October for having graphic images of young boys on their laptops.
Auchincloss, 69, who was one of Jackie's pageboys at her 1953 wedding to John F Kennedy, later became an altarboy to top Chicago mobster Cardinal John Egan.
"He taught me everything I know!" Auchincloss once said of the Vatican prelate.
His lawyers are appealing to have bail restrictions eased so Auchincloss can read one of the official euologies to Senator Ted Kennedy whose Hyannisport funeral will take place next week.
Caroline Kennedy is apoplexic.
