In an effort to improve their domestic operation, Blackwater Corppoation, the darling of the Defense Department has decided to start a domestic operation to boost it's sales and improve its image.
Starting it's recruiting effort at Health Care rallies and Birther meetings the company is sending representatives out to recruit white Christians in massive numbers. New employees will be required to own a gun, preferably an asault rifl, and be able to read and write. The last requirement can be waived if the applicant shows other skills such as being able to shout a paraphrase of the first and second ammendment to the constitutiion.
In a joint effort with the NRA...the KKK...and the GOP...Balckwater will begin a television campaign in selected parts of the country....featuring a voice over tht booms......"What Gun Would Jesus Carry" The ad fades away to the strains of...."Onward Christian Soldier"
The spokesman says all applicants wil receive a "skin color chart" that will read..."Give America back....to those that started it........*except for the Inguns! The spokesman also states that they have already recieved thousands of applicatios and the first applicants have been dispatched to Alaska to train. He states..."shooting wolves from an airplane is a hell of a lot harder than shooting innocent Iraqi's in parked cars. They will come back armed and ready!"
