Mexican pig smugglers bring a smile to the face

Written by defabled

Tuesday, 18 August 2009

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Border officials have reported that Mexican pig smugglers are resorting to desperate measures following the world wide swine flu pandemic .
With the new surveillance and security measures along the border, the smugglers are finding it increasingly difficult to transport their load of pigs across.

So instead they have taken to paying migrant workers, who cross the border on a daily basis, to smuggle piglets across by stuffing them down their trousers.

However border officials say they are now aware of the situation ...and as the piglet's haven't been weaned yet...they are stopping and searching anyone with a smile on their face..

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