Achmed Smeckledorpher to Speak about his Book

Funny story written by Philbert of Macadamia

Tuesday, 11 August 2009

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"Is this man Achmed Smeckledorpher?"

Chicago IL: Achmed Smeckledorpher, just back from living in a cave in Afghanistan, will be presenting his first tell all book "Sieg Saddam" at the Union Stock Yards (hog pens).

US authorities reluctantly granted Mr. Smeckledorpher, a German citizen by birth, a visa to enter the country. Achmed's father emigrated from Iraq to Germany in 1955 to work at a Volkswagen assembly plant in Munich, where he met Achmed's mother.

In his book, Achmed describes slipping into Iraq through Iran in 2003 to help Saddam Hussein defeat the "Great Satan" Americans. Achmed met an associate of Osama Bin Laden and joined the "good old terrorist network al Quesadilla." As Saddam's Armies were losing to US Forces Achmed fled to a cave in Afghanistan. There he met Osama Bin Laden and the two "buddies" have been sharing a cave ever since.

Reviewers of the book have concluded that Mr. Smeckledorpher believes Saddam is still in power in Iraq! Intelligence reports also suggest that Achmed and Osama had a "blow up" and that is why he is here spilling the pork and beans to the "Great Satanists."

The hesitation on the part of US State Department authorities to allow Achmed Smeckledorpher into the country has been attributed to the fact that he bears a strong resemblance to his cave mate. A photo of Achmed has been included, so that Americans can call 1-800-BH-OBAMA, if they have any "fishy" information to share.

One ticket has already been sold to the book reading.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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