Written by Pointer

Saturday, 13 June 2009

image for CaCa, Ronaldo and Paris in a Real Madrid Menagerie
Paris played rear guard as CaCa and Christiano shot their wad

In a wild celebration of Real Madrid's long sought after acquisition of Christiano Ronaldo, the football club put CaCa and Ronaldo immediately into play...sex play that is. Fans who could not wait to see the two football superstars lead the Real Madrid attack got an unexpected peak at the twosome locked in a sexy threesome with Paris Hilton.

Hilton who has scored with more people than CaCa and Ronaldo have scored goals had just had a scrum of sorts in a local club after seeing her baseball boyfriend flirting with a younger blonder babe than she. Paris called Madrid and in two shakes of a whore's tail she was shacked up with CaCa and Ronaldo as the threesome scored more than the entire World Cup of football offenses and more offensively as well!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Paris Hilton

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