Chicago cemetery desecration plot smokescreen thickens

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Tuesday, 14 July 2009

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Trashed: the Chicago cemetery where Michelle Obama's reputation lies buried

Chicago, Illinois - (Rioters): A covert police operation to find and exhume the body of the missing first Mrs Barack Obama is being spun as local graverobber hell at Chicago's Burr Oak cemetery.

Lydia Obama died suddenly in mysterious circumstances after handing over her husband's birth certificate and the couple's own marriage documents to the FBI shortly after their 1989 honeynmoon in Alaska.

A successful 20 year campaign obliterating any reference to Barack Obama's first spouse has now morphed out of control sending shockwaves through the Robinson family.

Until recently local disinformation about how Michelle Obama's father Fraser Robinson III is buried at the Aslip graveyard had sufficed to keep up the decade long pretence.

But the recent desecration and reselling of grave plots has opened up a classic can of worms.

Marion Shields Robinson is sitting pretty in the White House granny annexe.

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