SC Guv Sanford Named Ambassador to Argentina

Funny story written by Pointer

Friday, 26 June 2009

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Sanford has asked : Don't Cry for Me, I'm in Argentina

South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford has spent so much time in Argentina that the Obama administration upon recommendation from Bill Clinton and Eliot Spitzer have appointed him as the special ambassador to the South American country. Sanford thanked the President and promised to get busy immediately both above and under the covers in his new assignment.

Sanford has set as his first orders of business improving American relations with Argentine women. he told the President that he hoped to lay a new foundation between American men and Argentine females. I will reach out to the South American woman and show her the kind of affection and respect that I could not show my wife!

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