Written by Terrell Manasco

Thursday, 1 July 2004

A fistfight broke out today at a daycare center in San Francisco between two young boys when one apparently was playing with the other's toy. Michael Richey, age 5, and Timmy Conway, 6, were apparently playing together when Conway evidently took Richey's toy pumpkin. Witnesses say Richey, still clad in his Spider-Man pajamas, yelled "Give that back, you little fairy" and Conway, wearing purple and green pajamas, then slapped him. "Take that back," Conway said, and when Richey refused, both boys became engaged in an altercation involving flying fists, slaps, and a few aerobic kicks. "Timmy was slapping him like a girl and Mikey was saying, 'come on, you little sissy, fight like a man', " said Brandon Aaron, another boy. "That's about when Timmy broke out a can of Whip Butt on Mikey and I just ran for cover. Timmy was flying through thr air like Neo in that Matrix movie and Mikey never had a chance. Timmy's always been a little light in the loafers, but man, he sure can kick high," Aaron said. Both boys are currently sitting in the Time Out Room, pending charges filed. A daycare spokesperson said, "That little sissy sure can bust a move."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: San Francisco




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