Swine Flu, Experiments Linked To Roswell

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Saturday, 9 May 2009

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Spookier Than The UFO Incident?

Are thousands of people with the swine flu being held in Roswell, New Mexico, many are wanting to know?

Although they deny it, just as they did in the 1940's, the Obama administration is denying anything mysterious is going on in Roswell. But several people who were in the area lately have been rushed away saying that there could be terrorists in the neighborhood, yet there has been absolutely no news at all about any local terrorists.

This new Roswell incident is curious because everything that happens there is easily shielded from the U.S. population, because the CIA and other government agencies have had it well under control now for over 60 years.

The facts that we know for sure is that several hundred people have been calling in at local police 911 numbers saying that a loved one was taken to the hospital after suffering pains similar to people with the swine flu and haven't been heard from since.

Then there's the strange photographs of what looks like a person with a hog's head that police laughed at and said was a Halloween costume but the photographs have never been seen again.

Harold Brazell, a great-nephew to Mac Brazell who was involved in the 1940's UFO incident, says that what's happened is that an experiment with human/swine DNA has gone badly wrong and THAT has been the cause of the recent swine flu outbreak, especially after one hybrid escaped and made his way over into Mexico.

"Just like my great uncle Mac, I'll probably be mocked, laughed at and told to shut up..that's already happened, but nothing else will happen if they catch this hybrid, but will they?"

"Think about it. Here's a whole new field that we can condemn from leader to leader and dozens of countries are experimenting away with it. They always HAVE in the past. Why would they change now?"

"Remember all those poor soldiers they placed out here in the desert and set off a nuclear bomb to see what would happen? How long was it before they finally told the truth, and then only when they had to tell us because too many people knew and were involved."

"Something brand new is going on, let me tell you."

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