HOLLYWOOD - Melissa Rivers has just been signed to star as Governor Sarah Palin in the upcoming MGM movie, The Wasilla Hillbillies.
Movie director Ramsey Filettino has said that the movie is loosely based on Governor Sarah Palin's family.
He said that the screenplay was written by Paxton McFashion who in 1999 wrote the Pulverized Prize winning bibliography, Sitting Bull And Why He Hated His Real Name - Squatting Cow
The movie's executive producer Mazola Timberbox said that the part of Sarah's husband Todd will be played by George Clooney.
Miley Cyrus will play the part of Bristol Palin, Steve Martin will portray Senator John McCain, and Oprah Winfrey, Tony Romo, and Tatiana Del Toro will each portray themselves.
Timberbox stated that the movie will cover the behind the scenes goings on in the Palin household.
Some of the events that will be featured include Todd Palin's obsessive compulsion with betting on dogsled racing, daughter Bristol's hatred of Eskimo Pies, and the very unusual fact that her baby Tripp hasn't burped once since being born.
But the film's main focus will be on the governor's addiction to stalking and shooting big game such as elk, reindeer, caribou, and giraffe.
When the film's director Ramsey Filettino was asked if he was going to show that Sarah Palin has on many occasions used a state owned helicopter to hunt and shoot moose he replied that he was but that he was changing the helicopter to a blimp in order to avoid being sued by Juneau's Chicka-Chicka-Chicka Helicopter Company.
In other news. Jimmy Smits has been signed to portray Los Angeles Dodgers superstar Manny Ramirez in the HBO motion picture, Oops, The Manny Ramirez Story.
